A stolen Trump joke
Trump’s aide says to him, “Sir, I had a dream you got your parade. It was miles and miles long winding through Washington, D.C. Joyful Americans lined the route, literally in the millions. People were laughing, cheering, playing in the street. You were riding in the most beautiful carriage.”
Trump asks, “Was I happy?”
The aide answers, “I don’t know, sir. The casket was closed.”
Charles Herbert, Kilauea
Mr. Herbert’s joke is in extremely poor taste. Shame on The Garden Island News for printing it. Politics or feelings about Trump aside, a letter about his death is beyond the pale for a newspaper to publish.
Charles Herbert is obviously in need of some psychiatric help. More than likely a member of the “participation trophy” generation. But he’s just a small part of this atrocity. This kind of trash writing is expected from the overrun of moronic inbreds in this country.
The real tragedy here is that the only newspaper on our beautiful island will stoop so low as to actually print such ugly unchristian trash.
Mr Herbert, and Mr. Garden Island editor, in case you’re not aware, here are some statistics. 128,847 Hawaii residents voted for President Trump in 2016.
7574 of them right here on Kauai.
Mr Herbert, your phone number is in the local telephone book. Not too bright!!!
What a pathetic, horrible person to copy this insane drivel and put it in a newspaper! CHARLES HERBERT! First of all, the greatest President in your miserable lifetime would never make such a Parade about himself. IT’S ABOUT THE COUNTRY STUPID! Those of you unfortunate enough to have never been to a Military Parade, I feel sorry for you. In the 50’s and 60’s Military Parades were common and they were the most wonderful, patriotic and bringing together of our grateful citizens the naïve youth of today can even imagine! The Pride and rewards for the Military that keeps you free and safe is worth showing and celebrating!! You “delirious over yourselves” Liberals have no clue about what you enjoy in a Country founded on Military Parades and THANKFULNESS! Trying to point you dolts in the right direction for our Country that you’re inadvertently attempting to destroy is a waste of time. YOU ARE TOO FAR GONE! PATHETIC! THOSE OF US WITH HIGHER STANDARDS AND REASON FEEL SAD FOR YOU!
For a person with such “high standards,” you certainly know how to pick ’em, Gordo. Ignominious—that’s the ONLY word that accurately describes the Liar-in-Chief. He is BY FAR the worst president this country has ever seen. He ranks below Hoover, Fillmore, Harding, Pierce—and even Buchanan—in his pathetic-ness. Your rose-colored glasses need a serious scrubbing.
“(white trash trump)…would never make such a Parade about himself.” That’s the funniest thing Oswald’s written so far. He makes EVERYTHING about himself. When he goes to Houston for hurricane relief, he talks about the crowd that came out to “see him!” When Aretha Franklin died he chose to talk about how she worked for him many times. This is called “Making it about yourself.” He does it constantly. If you don’t see it it’s because you’re wrapped too tight in a white trash trump cocoon!
Stupid, and not funny. Just to put it in context, if the joke were about the paranoid wiretapper Obama, self described liberals would be crying about the joke
being dangerously racist.
Readers Digest used to have a column called Laughter, the Best Medicine.
Thank you Charles Herbert for giving us a hefty dose for what ails us the most now.
Did the paper not get the memo that suicide is an epidemic on our island? I lost a good friend last week to it and now the paper is printing “jokes” about death. Unbelivable!
It’s official: there are no depths to which the current cast of clowns at the Garden Island won’t sink.
My oh my G.O. you certainly are righteous about a joke on the P*$$y-grabber-in-chief. You put your morals where his mouth is.
Seriously???
Charles Herbert is obviously in need of some psychiatric help. More than likely a member of the “participation trophy” generation. But he’s just a small part of this atrocity. This kind of trash writing is expected from the overrun of moronic inbreds in this country.
The real tragedy here is that the only newspaper on our beautiful island will stoop so low as to actually print such ugly unchristian trash.
Mr Herbert, and Mr. Garden Island editor, in case you’re not aware, here are some statistics. 128,847 Hawaii residents voted for President Trump in 2016.
7574 of them right here on Kauai.
Mr Herbert, your phone number is in the local telephone book. Not too bright!!!
So Justmyopinion how truly unchristian of you to threaten someone online in the name of Christ and as an unnamed coward to boot. Jesus weeps.
Might be worth the flight to watch
Above the clouds. This saying was made so Trump could appear about average. He’s not. I’m assuming that was him in the casket then.
Thanks for the laugh. Sadly, the joke’s on us.
Apparently nobody ever told Mr. Herbert that it is better to be thought of as a fool, than it is to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Success! A lot of great comments characterizing such a horrible and distasteful ” joke” about our Greatest President! Hopefully the GI will take note and NEVER allow a distasteful fool an audience again. An audience that you have carefully built, and who enjoy reading your wonderful paper. Revealing the author for what they really are! Thank you! Other than one anonymous dolt, a Liberal fish, and a wanna be Socialist cracker who hate America, it’s nice to see some sanity posted! Unfortunately, there will always be those who still want, and insist, Government be their Mommy and Daddy substitute. A parasitic disease problem the President is trying to solve! To the three trolls, President Trump has created jobs for you, and you’re still whining? Time to buck up children. Discard the drugs, earrings, facial tattoos, and GET A JOB courtesy of your President! Maybe then, everyone will take you seriously. Thank you President Trump!!
eeewwwww! The white trash trump cocoon tightens further!
Attention Garden Island! There’s an anonymous troll defecating all over the comment section. Just saying! Time to ban, or insist this obnoxious troll use it’s real name so we can know exactly who he is?
Gordon Oswald is so blind, he can’t find his own okole with his own two hands!
Maybe if your comments were based on truth and facts instead of parroting Trump tweets or Faux News lowlights, the bar would be raised.
Until then this is what you get… garbage in, garbage out. Put that in your pipe and smoke it Mr. Falcon!