HOOSER: Don’t come after my chickens
Yes, I feed them. I dump leftover rice, papaya and pumpkin seeds, and all manner of leftover food, in my backyard, and then I enjoy watching these beautiful creatures enjoy their feast. In return, they give me their chicken poop, a truly closed loop and some of the best fertilizer in the world.
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Hooser loves all aspects of government control….except when it targets his precious pests that are infesting the entire island. If, on the other hand, the state attacks the property rights, individual sovereignty and simultaneously taxes the chicken poop out of us mundanes, he’s fine with that. In fact, he lauds and promotes smothering what is left of our life, liberty or pursuit of happiness. But for heavens sake don’t mess with his backyard chicken poop contributors, that’ll get him riled. Justice for Hooser by all means!