I would like to start by pointing something out in Donald Trump’s genius. Have you ever seen the photos of Trump sitting alone in his private jet eating a McDonald’s Bic Mac or a bucket of Kentucky fried chicken and
I would like to start by pointing something out in Donald Trump’s genius.
Have you ever seen the photos of Trump sitting alone in his private jet eating a McDonald’s Bic Mac or a bucket of Kentucky fried chicken and the next day the late night comics are making a laughing stock of his diet? Laugh no more. The jokes are on them. A reliable source has informed me that Trump gets paid for the placement of those products if they appear on news shows and in the national press. That’s ‘The Donald” — always thinking while others think he’s filling his arteries with plaque, he’s actually getting paid for product placement.
Moving on to reality. Many Americans, including myself, were tired of the stereotypical lying, cheating and crooked political candidates running for office. We drank the ‘Trump Kool-Aid.’
The Donald seemed refreshing, like the change the country needed?
Trump said early on he could commit murder, and he would still have his core supporters.
With his recent remarks denouncing a Purple Heart recipient and an off-the-wall innuendo for somebody to shoot Hillary Clinton, along with calling President Obama the founder of ISIS, I truly believe Mr.Trump is purposely throwing the election while having some fun at the media’s expense.
Let’s not forget Mr.Trump’s most memorable quote: “Look at those hands, are they small hands? And, (Republican rival Marco Rubio) referred to my hands: ‘If they’re small, something else must be small.’ I guarantee you there’s no problem. I guarantee.”
Why would The Donald want to be president? He makes more money being an entrepreneur and reality TV star. His home is nicer than the White House. He has his own private jet. He will lose all his privacy. There’s no way Trump ever wanted to be president. This has all been a show — a plot to bring down the Republicans, all while The Donald had some fun seeing who would actually drink his Kool-Aid. I did, I did!
I believe he is hijacking the Republicans and will come out with a tell-all story before this is all said and done and be hailed a genius? The irony is he almost pulled it off, surprising not only himself but his harshest critics.
Here’s how I feel the ending of the Trump saga will go:
He had an affidavit notarized during the Republican primaries when he realized he was a front-runner. The notarized manifesto contained the information that he does not want to be president and will continually make off the wall remarks to hopefully loose voters so Hillary wins, and he can personally hijack the GOP into extinction.
After the election, Trump not only gets his life back but writes a best-selling book on how he alone hijacked the Republican party into extinction. Trump’s not only a genius, but a secret agent for Hillary. Foxaholics are going to be crushed.
Ivanka Trump becomes Hillary Clinton’s Secretary of State, and the United States becomes United once and for all — and America becomes truly great again!
Trump emerges as an urban legend folk hero with a new reality show that hit’s the biggest Nielsen ratings in the history of television! Yes, The Donald’s new show has bigger ratings than even the Super Bowl.
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James “Kimo” Rosen lives in Kapaa with his best friend Obama Da Dog and blogs most days at www.dakinetalk.blogspot.com
